07 September 2008

The end is nigh

I’ve always regarded the future of the DogsonTour blog as being heavily dependent on continued marital harmony. Have happiness, will travel. Well, a certain someone who shall remain nameless has just bought yet another broken keyboard on Ebay – and we have to call in tomorrow on the way home to pick it up. I think this may be grounds for divorce – I think this may be the end for DoT. I mean, a husband should caress his wife, not a soldering iron; I’d like bouquets and blandishments but all I get is him buffing up his sharps and flats. And the first person to make a joke about a man fiddling with his organ gets a slap...

4 comments:

Lesley and Joe K said...

Suggestions on a post card:
1. Shut Ranger 'inadvertently' in 'music room' again.
2. Go immediately and rescue another Grey.
3. Paint keyboard across chest, and/or nether regions, and parade shamelessly/provocatively in front of A.
4. Hide his soldering iron.
5. Give him a 'slap'

Bruce in Sanity said...

Don't do it: you have to ask yourself, "What have I done to this man that he seeks refuge in fiddling with his keys?"

;-}}

Cheers

Bruce

Dogsontour by Greygal said...

Bruce, I thought you were retired? You can't resist a bit of clinical clinicaling can you?!;-) As for you, Lesley, one of your suggestions is absolutely outrageous - get another dog? You must think I'm mad....more mad. Now painting my chest...mmmm, the Forth bridge comes to mind

Lesley and Joe K said...

You're Boasting Greygal...Forth Bridge indeed..