I’ve always regarded the future of the DogsonTour blog as being heavily dependent on continued marital harmony. Have happiness, will travel. Well, a certain someone who shall remain nameless has just bought yet another broken keyboard on Ebay – and we have to call in tomorrow on the way home to pick it up. I think this may be grounds for divorce – I think this may be the end for DoT. I mean, a husband should caress his wife, not a soldering iron; I’d like bouquets and blandishments but all I get is him buffing up his sharps and flats. And the first person to make a joke about a man fiddling with his organ gets a slap...
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- Dogsontour by Greygal
- We are two humans of the male and female ilk who share our lives with five pooches. Where we go, they go and we are all frequently to be found on the cut or on the road, enjoying a break from work.
4 comments:
Suggestions on a post card:
1. Shut Ranger 'inadvertently' in 'music room' again.
2. Go immediately and rescue another Grey.
3. Paint keyboard across chest, and/or nether regions, and parade shamelessly/provocatively in front of A.
4. Hide his soldering iron.
5. Give him a 'slap'
Don't do it: you have to ask yourself, "What have I done to this man that he seeks refuge in fiddling with his keys?"
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Cheers
Bruce
Bruce, I thought you were retired? You can't resist a bit of clinical clinicaling can you?!;-) As for you, Lesley, one of your suggestions is absolutely outrageous - get another dog? You must think I'm mad....more mad. Now painting my chest...mmmm, the Forth bridge comes to mind
You're Boasting Greygal...Forth Bridge indeed..
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